The New England Patriots offensive lineman Dan Connolly sparked the conversation of "best return ever" with his heroic 71 yard kick return.  The return that set up the Patriots offense to score and put the them down three points in a game where they went on to win by four.

He didn't get into the end zone, but it was still one of the best plays by a lineman with the ball in his hands in NFL history.

Here are the greatest fat-guy touchdowns in football history: